Ways This Outdoor Steam Engine Museum Is Disappointing Me

• Water From Drinking Fountain Has That Gross Blood Taste
• Steam Engines Aren’t Even Operational Anymore
• Kids Are Ruining It With Their Squeals Of Wonderment
• That One Is Covered In Dog Turds
• Sprite Machine Doesn’t Even Offer Sprite
• Brochures Are All Wet And See-Through
• Woodchips On The Ground Are Sort Of Dangerous Looking
• Our Car Looks More Interesting, To Be Honest
• That Old Man Keeps Giving Us The Stink Eye, Not Sure What His Deal Is
• The Pigeons Have Really Taken Over