Match The Inciting Incident With The Resulting Secret Outburst:
- Some Random Dude Throwing Napkin In Your Desk Garbage Can
- Officewide Email About Some Stupid Thing That Doesn't Even Come Close To Concerning You
- That Guy's Ridiculous Headphones
- Driving Rain
- Toppled Newspaper Box
- Misspelled Graffiti
- Asshole Behind You Basically Implying That You Shouldn't Be In The Express Checkout
- Morose Teenager With Lipring
- E! News
- The Wet Flyer Stuck To The Bottom Of Your Grocery Cart
- The Minefield Of Dog Turds On The Sidewalk
- The Obnoxious Delivery Window For Your One Side Chair
- The Weird Pause In The Voicemail From Your Sister
- Guy You Know From Softball Clearly Ignoring You on Train
- Boring Sunrise
- Limp Chalupa That Was Supposed To Be Baja Anyway
- Racist Undertone
- Baffling Hairstyle
- Choice Of Funeral Flowers
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- Series Of Tiny Pen Stabs In Chair Cushion
- Silent Screams In Bathroom Stall
- Mangling Of Cilantro Bunch In Produce Section
- Just Totally Hanging Up On Sprint Representative Mid-Sentence
- Honking Car Horn At Pretty Much Everything
- Dumping Coffee Grounds In Sink Without Remorse
- Complaining About The PBR When It's Probably Fine
- Whispering To Yourself While Shooting Staples Into Small Pile On The Floor
- Trying To Balance Coaster Sideways On Beer Bottle For Nearly Twenty Minutes
- Just Rubbing Your Face In Circles Over And Over
- Smashing Half-eaten Muffin On Stop Sign
- Morosely Get Lipring
- Buying Elaborate Lunch
- Replying To Everything In Spam Folder
- Tear Sleeves Off Old Sport Coat
- Stare In Mirror Until Dizzy
- Forsake Hygiene
- Laugh Until Asked To Leave
- Idly Till The Earth
- Snap At Dentist
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